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Taking Things Seriously

One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000 member congregation was
surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in 
black and carrying sub-machine guns.
One of the men proclaimed, 
"Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are." 
Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled, and most of
the congregation fled.  Out of  the 2,000 there only remained around 20.
The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the preacher and said,  
"Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the hypocrites.  Now you may begin your service.
Have a nice day!"  
And the two men turned and walked out.

"Neither doctrinal purity nor diligent labor will ever be a substitute for passionate devotion to God."

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